I mean I’ve definitely see girls with bigger dicks than me XD
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ah got it, lose the extra screws before you finish putting it back together XD
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I see it in the news everyday. Your just letting it have its way with you. Shame it has the stupid fucking hairdo too 
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ooh that giant dick needs a kick in the balls more than anything else.
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idk, she always wears hats. no idea what the Queen’s hairdo looks like tbh.
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not talking about the queen. its some other dick in parliament…
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Just wanted to see if mentioning the queen does something 
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Careful. Shes probably gonna outlive you XD
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there, ftfy
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I’m sure she stays alive just on of pure willpower alone to spite us all.
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