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Very comprehensive guide and all absolutely correct lol
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Me in any RPG ever.
These bandits/raiders have been giving us alot of trouble. We try to take them out but always end up taking too many casualties and have to fall back. I dont know what were gonna do. They are refusing to send more men
ME:Oh you mean that group of bandits. I already took care of them. Pissed too because you guys are poor as fuck so they didnt have good loot >:(
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This fearsome monster has been attacking town at night, can you go into this dungeon slay this beast and bring me its head before it casues anymore trouble.
ME: Oh you mean this thing I got casually doing a random dungeon two hours ago…
Proceeds to give you 10 gold and some useless trinket
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Thank for you destroying this foul beast. This sword have been in my family for 1000 years but it would be better served in your hands.
Looks the same as every other sword and has a +2% crit chance XD
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uses blade to chop off merchants hand
Me: How much now?
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