Even now I hate it when we have guests. Especially family.
lol ye
^ Me cooking pizza XD
Just let those poor souls rest in peace 
inb4 he’s locally known as Pizzacaust and banned from every pizza store even 5 towns over for his culinary crimes against pizza.
also officially banned from entering Italy. Ever.
damn, they’ve foiled my clandestine operations behind enemy borders to sabotage every pizza oven in Italy!
I’d say you got your revenge. Kudos! Quite an accomplishment using your hate against pizzas by burning them and using the heat of your oven to melt the ice caps to flood Venice.
I don’t know what Italy did to piss you off but remind me to never make you hold a grudge against me.
One day… you don’t know when or how it got there, a single mysterious burnt pizza in your oven.
Dude, don’t curse me! My grandma’s making her homemade pizza today 
