Wait until they find out Jesus wasn’t exactly white.
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and didnt hate minorities
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And told people to help each other and care for the poor and ill.
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unless they go with the whole black jesus theory
he hwhite, even egeyptians and shit are caucasoid lel
Is that like when they cast a black actress for the role of Hermione for the Harry Potter play?
kinda lel
nah theres bunch of people swear up and down jesus was blacc. that there are blacc people there too etc
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They call me White Devil, Black Jesus
Heaven closes, Hell freezes
Egos trippin’, scripts keep flippin’
Bloods keep bloodin’, Crips keep crippin’
A black Jesus would also make sense with the whole water to wine thing. Wine is just grape juice with alcohol.
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jesus wasnt no magician he just made toilet wine
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You mean shoplifted it from the local VII XI.
Ya know, the one where Mary Magdalene hangs out in the parking lot.
idk they dont let him in there anymore
had to get in his faithful pal judas who always does what he says to distract wagey wagey
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lel
finally something spicy from facebook
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