“Can you patch me through to room 404?”
inb4 the sequel the rapist
“Do you have an appointment? Yes, you absolutely need one. He’s a very busy the rapist.”
but you can get a rush appointment if he rapes you first
“And with this customer card, every 10th session with the rapist is free.”
gotta do somethin to keep em coming back
Like, an antidote?
ye give em ptsd from the rape then give them therapy
meanwhile theres subreddits about this exact thing lol
Works better with people who have poor eyesight so they mistake Therapist with The Rapist and come back for more ptsd.
Used to work for a insurance place and some of the policys are fucking insane.
$250/month
$2000 OOP (Out of pocket, Amount you HAVE to spend before they even consider coverage)
20% Copay (They only pay 20%)
$8000 MOOP (Maximum OOP. Once you exceed this, they cover everything
So…basically any small thing you have to pay out of your own pocket.
Like, “I’m sick, I’m possibly missing out on money because I can’t go to work, yet I have to pay for even a fucking doctor’s notice so my employer believes me that I’m sick”.
This is why I dislike the insurance business. You’re fucked if you don’t have insurance but you’re also fucked when you have it. And the insurance companies rake in all the money.
that sounds like the insurance plan they keep telling me trump is gonna take away from me lol
Only thing better than a tasbot is a tosbot with a Portal gun