Memeville 0001 [Here we go Again]

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bunch of the hippies/green people dont seem understand how trees work anyways though so this might work :stuck_out_tongue:

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Guess what, it’s a service animal now. Go fuck yourself, greedy toilet licker.

someones gotta pay to redo the place when it smells like you had 4 wet dogs in there :stuck_out_tongue:

Then cover that with the security deposit.

ye but you want security deposit in 50$ increments or lump like entire month up front. had seen some places just have a lump deposit(for pets)

nah, just an average of what it would cost to get rid of the pet stank in case of a tenant change. an not monthly, just in the deposit you make when you move in.

ye dunno if there for longer would cost more prolly, like have to remove carpet/padding and stuff,

but polly all can do is smol charge every month, or like that same amount for 1year or something but lump

you’d have to do the same for messy people then. in the end it doesn’t matter if the stain on the carpet is from dog shit or someone’s vomit.

ye but thats how normal deposit works :stuck_out_tongue: if you arent you get back some/most of the money

if you got bunch dogs even if they never bathroom, just drool, dumb running around playing, rolling on carpet and stuff, will smell given time

ye, but it’s the same for trashy people who let the garbage pile up, don’t clean, etc.
doesn’t matter if they have pets or not, it would just be a drop in the ocean.

ye prob just averages though

like if have dawgs cats sometimes(usually they more attack couches or carpet or whatev to sharpen claws or whatever think they doin) that prolly way more likely you have to refinish interior doors from them scratch at door cause want into the bathroom when you’re in there, or you locked them in bedroom for bein a bad boi/girl and now freakin out

that humans would just open the door not scratch it with their nails aggressively

there is the chance of a kyle doin too much monster and the wall getting a new hold though

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