The Lounge 0001 [From the Beginning]

seriously laundry safety? the fuck is the world coming to.

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people taking memes seriously.

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Stupid people being stupid.

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its even hit wikipedia

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They just need some Clorox to wash it down

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What’s next? Looney Tunes airing with a warning that hitting people with a hammer or dropping an anvil on them will injure and even kill them?

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Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster

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What do you mean it isn’t a penis heater

there is always a reason behind the instruction

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  1. put item in toaster
  2. pull lever
  3. wait until penis is golden brown?

Just call Dave.
He’ll get your penis out.

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What do black people do?

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wait until blacker

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A white guy goes to a sauna.
He’s the only one in there until a black guy comes in.
The black guy drops his towel and reveals his massive shlong.
The white guy is in awe and asks the black guy: “How can I get a dick like that? There’s gotta be a trick to it.”
The black guy says: “Tie some bricks to it and in a few days it’ll just like mine.”
After a week the they meet in the sauna again and the black guy asks: “Well, did it work?”
And the white guy says: “It’s not longer, but it’s black now.”

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@Michael i found the bug with the spoiler program i wrote. The BBCode plugin we added broke it because it forces inline tags

there is probably no fix that could be done but im gonna look into it

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oh right that makes sense.

yep. the only fix that i know of is to use newlines after every spoiler

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yeah thats a bit messy. didn’t you try that the first time and it broke it as well?

dont recall

fairly sure you made two versions and one of printed like this instead of inline:

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