Would probably need too many of those for one burger patty.
Now, sauteed raccoon’s assholes on a stick, that’s something completely different.
Made it to my base in Cali … The drive in was actually really fun but also terrifying lol. Going down the mountains hit like 95 at some points, around bends and things too at like 85. Dangerous but amazing. And then the terrifying bit was had I been going 10mph slower/been 30 seconds behind where I was on the highway as I got close to my base, I would have been in an accident. A bad one. Good thing was it just scared me as I watched some of it happen in the rearview 
it is a bad crash when the one car goes from the slow side of the highway, all the way to the fast side of the highway, hits the median, and somehow has enough speed and momentum to go all the way back and nail someone in the middle Lane in the process. So happy I was far enough away to just watch.
But now just waiting on my dorm to be ready so In a hotel room having some beer. Will probably get food at some point; there’s a Texas Roadhouse next door and a teriyaki BBQ place across the way.
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nah just as part of it with rest of the rat probs
basic bitch gonna basic
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I just watched an ad for a … Flanel t-shirt… Advertising it as the softest flanel ever…
Wtf is this, lol, flanels are meant to be warm lol. Not soft…
California
best/worst part of the ad is that the catch line was Be an Outsider lol. And yet, it was advertised. Irony
I have a feeling that being a rational human, and living in Cali is going to be amusing/infuriating depending on the day.
meow
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buying a flannel from not walmart or a place with fleet in the name
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keep an eye out for plague chan
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what do you think the chance is @Cavemanthe0ne the one could get in on the ground floor of a whole new homeless pron market?
like random yuppie suburban milf picks up a pack of homeless guys to get some foot longs behind a dumpster
Not high
Mainly because gas is $4+ a gallon; and even with a Civic that does 40mpg that’s still not that worth it to go the 2-4 hours to San Francisco lol. Not to mention the other issues lol.
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FMS
I.e.
Fucking magic shit.
Especially because all kinds of companies have different plans for different levels of down the road payouts;
But basically putting a small amount of money a month into investments so the money actually will grow over time rather than just sit in savings accruing little to no earning.
(Idk if helpful; but that’s my understanding lol)
For reference. It’s “only” 100 miles but that means minimum 2 hours here, somehow. Then again California never really sleeps so… Yeah. (I’m a bit bored, lol… Also the time change is messing with me.)
A 401(k) is an employer-sponsored retirement package funded with pre-tax dollars.
What that means is you can contribute to the plan and your employer will match your contribution up to a certain percentage. The fact that it’s made with pre-tax dollars means that it will lower your taxable income for the year in which you make the contribution, but you have to pay the tax on your contributions and the interest it accrues when you pull the money out for both state (where applicable) and federal income tax.
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And any specific restrictions on pulling funds from it like being 65+?
you livin in 2019 not 3019
no one said you have to be there, you just gotta tell someone to film some shit, then you own the rights
Generally you can’t take money out before age 59.5 or incur a financial hardship (what qualifies as a financial hardship is very convoluted, the page the irs website has like 3 long paragraphs just on what constitutes a financial hardship) to avoid any additional tax penalty (iirc the additional tax on an early distribution is like 10%). And there are exceptions to the additional tax rules depending on what the distribution is for.
Basically if you put money in, don’t plan on pulling it out until you reach 59.5. If you need to, there could be an applicable exception but don’t count on it.
And these are just the IRS rules. Each 401(k) plan has its own rules on top of the IRS that don’t pertain to income tax.
TL;DR: When you get old your taxes get more complicated, not less.
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