The Lounge 0001 [From the Beginning]

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#5543

You mean like someone who feels he’s entitled to sex cause he mistakes “acting like a creepy douchebag” for “being a decent human being”.

#5544

I mean if you act like a like a creepy douchebag your not even entitled for me to give you the time of day.

#5545

Damn it, there goes my plan…

#5546

and what plan is this?

#5547

Creepy asterisks, writing unsolicited, clumsy sexual fantasies, showing what a nice guy and white knight I am before calling your a stupid cunt and bitch for not instantly dropping your panties.

bitch

#5548

But I don’t just drop my panties for anyone

#5549

Only for Chads

#5550

pfft they’d be so lucky

#5551

Well, aren’t we picky?

#5552

yes

#5553

Come on. You’d put out for tea and biscuits.

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#5554

Damn, the great weakness of the British… I don’t know if I can resist.

#5555

You can’t. It’s in your genes.

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#5556

I have tea in my veins and a biscuit for a heart

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#5557

Must be one soggy heart then.

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#5558

We British are good at dealing with soggy situations

#5559

that doesnt explain either of the world wars

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#5560

You better. Otherwise your island would’ve been washed away by the waves and constant rain a long time ago.

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#5561

those were minor oversights

if the island is washed away we always have our sealegs

#5562