Whats new? fucking around time on the internet again?
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Sounds like the same old, same old
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I have a fuck ton of calculus homework Iāve been putting off all week to do. And I got some stats and circuits homework too. 
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Gotta pee/poop sometime. Canāt avoid it, pal.
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I can sure as hell try though
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Not fun.
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Your either gonna piss yourself or your bladder is going to burst
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Donāt. Going to the toilet once in a while sure beats having a surgeon remove the poop for you (through a separate, new hole). Not sure if a bladder can burst, though, but itās not even healthy holding it in for a day.
evacuate everything and then put him on an IV.
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Or I can give up and go to the bathroom
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Itās not like your poop is only processed food. Thereās the dead cells from your body too that have been replaced by new ones.
the absence of food will make it easier.
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better plug him up too, you say?
and use superglue instead of lube? sure, why not.
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Chemists? Is that what you guys call Pharmacists across the pond?
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Do I need to pull out the ole Monty Python sketch again?
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down here we just call them drug dealers.
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Either works, I chose chemists because Iām tried af and couldnāt get my head around typing it.
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My chemist only sells meth 
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well I mean i guess that would make you feel better XD
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Just like Pablo Escobear, the cocaine bear.
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