The Lounge 0001 [From the Beginning]

well duh

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We didnā€™t even go that far, first time I masturbated it scared the shit out of me because I didnā€™t know what was going on.

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Masterbates in british

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You donā€™t know that. Some people have weird looking peepees and hoohas.
And some people have that thing where they donā€™t want to look at their naked bodies, like ever.

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Iā€™ll add that to the list of things I know about you

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You really need to so you know if something is not normal XD

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Coppers raid the house to check on his diddling license

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  • cooks bad pizza
  • is scared of touching himself
  • ā€¦?
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Is really british

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Canā€™t know whatā€™s ā€œnormalā€ if you never look at reference material.
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Ours basically just told us what the types of contraception were, then they said donā€™t do it because sex iz bad or whatever.

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Ours didnt even go over sex. It was brought up several times and they kept changing the subject

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Maybe they were just shy.

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insert sex ed scene from monty pythonā€™s the meaning of life

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this confuses meā€¦ justā€¦ why

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how do you type numbers?

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Wanna scare them out of sex? Show them hardcore gangbang bukkake with really weird positions and tell them thatā€™s missionary style and the vanilla way of having sex.

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Can confirm. Bible belt state here.

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Youā€™re right, purple is aweful.