Sounds kinky
fuck that. I wont be able to sit for weeks
Lots of tea -> full bladders, And isnāt water sports on your naughty list?
Well doesnāt that happen at an orgy anyways?
depends on the orgy XD
No spanking allowed.
The good hard kind.
There will definitely be spanking
The police arenāt invited, its just a normal private tea party honest, with tea and crumpets
You need to have a long history of incest to have those rules not apply to you.
Or fuck a pigās head in college.
ah the favourite pass time of the English gentry
well⦠not the real police anyway
I like where your going
Thereāll still be cavity searches.
excuse me, everyone entering the party is subject to mandatory searches for contraband
oh my! thatās where the benwa balls were
i mean you can try and stick your hand in there but i doubt it would fit
Oh, Iāll make it fit and youāll like it
Do they sell Powerfister in the UK?
I am the powerfister in the Uk