If only it were always like that
Hey I know what your getting at 
If only it were always like that
Hey I know what your getting at 
that poor, poor pizza may in rest in peace
I think I may need to go to the special burns unit 

looks better than mine at least XD
Lots of things look better then charcoal
Is that… broccoli?
yes, you got a problem with that

there’s also mushrooms and asparagus on it
move along

But I like those foods…
thats worse than putting pinnapple on it 
The best pizza is thin and crispy sausage and pepperoni pizza with dipping sauce
I personally don’t like pineapple on pizza so it not worse.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
What if I told you cheese pizza was the best 

But I do like cheese pizza every now and then, the one which so valiantly lost its life was actually a cheese pizza.
A cheese pizza has the possibility to become almost any pizza and YOU murdered that pizza before it had a chance to follow it’s dreams. You’re a monster.