nah them you dont wanna see me before ive had my coffee i need it
âcoffeeâ
hey covfefe is a human right
starbucks is coffee for people who also think mayo is spicy
is just for people too lazy to find hipster lounges to get lattes or whatev
cant have blacc coffee that they put too much in makes you feel like you need the bathroom like truck stop murican coffee
Starbucks -> Karens and basic white girls, and still Macbook hipsters (nothing personal @THEkitchenSINK)
Hipster âcafĂ©â -> pseudo-intellectuals and well, hipsters. also Macbook hipsters now too.
in the end itâs your money and you can spend it wherever you want and on whatever coffee/tea/flavored water you like to pour in your mouthhole.
think more the basic bitch macbookers, like use mac cause pc is too complicated and it just works with their phone and such on mac
you know like how basic bâs like chipotle
nah, they buy it cause apple markets it better and cause it must mean you have money if you have the latest apple products (and then sleep on an old dirty mattress in an empty apartmentâŠnononono, donât call it poor. itâs rustic and has charme)
nah apples too popular to be a hipster, gotta be like bsd or slowlaris since even loonix gettin to big for its britches
hwhat? you mean hipsters actually like and use stuff thatâs not mainstream? and they all look different to not fit in with the mainstream and to maintain their individuality?
LIES! MYTHS!
Powerbook thank you im not some intel pleb
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My apologies.
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ye boi
macs are for lazy rich college students and such, mostly since phones went super popular
and âmuh ecosystem/walled gardenâ
you shouldnt just charge people money for software man
its just ideas
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did the ceo of your OS ever jump over a chair? huh, didnât think so, kiddo.
but did steve jobs ever skip so hard his shirt was completely drenched in sweat?
did steve jobs ever dance in a jacket with shoulderpads and a necklace?
did he climb on the table to drop them moist panties?
did he eat the shmooh from between his toes?